maxcapacity:

X3332

(via d0gbl0g)

(Source: s33an, via toostoked)

jatzandcheese:

my life

(Source: craftybeggar, via semiautomatix)

rneerkat:

* new zealand police lays arm on your head* youre under a wrist

(via ketchup-catsup)

shitthatsirisays:

Siri assumes people who like Jesus are unattractive.

(Source: trynsave, via gleeson666)

one time in year 2 this girl was annoying me heaps and I told her to shut up  and she started to cry and be all “you can’t say that, it’s a swear word!” and I replied “shut up isn’t a swear word it’s a phrase and you’re an idiot” and she cried even harder and long story short she told on me to the teacher and I got a detention

lol at people who are so partisan that they can’t handle the fact that criticisms of their idolised leaders/parties are legitimate and proceed to attempt to shout you down rather than discuss them intelligently

I’m gonna lie lie lie lie with my head in the sand

(Source: rejective, via indiesurfskate)